Mother's Day

Mother’s Day is a holiday when children honor their mothers with cards, gifts and flowers. In many countries, such as Denmark, Finland, Italy, Turkey, Australia and the US, people celebrate Mother’s Day on the second Sunday in May while many other countries of the world celebrate their own Mother’s day at different times through out the year.

One of the best ways to celebrate Mother’s Day is to give your mom the day off. Let her relax with the rest of the family doing all the housework. Usually, dad and the kids will let mom sleep late that morning as they go into the kitchen to prepare her favourite breakfast. Never forget to place a vase with a single flower on the table beside the food. The kids can pick up the flower from the garden or buy one from the shop. Arrange everything nicely before mom wakes up. Some families will carry the food and mom’s favourite sections from the newspaper to her bedroom so that mom can have breakfast in bed. Presents and cards from the kids can be handed to mom by themselves or just placed on the dining table.

After breakfast, go anywhere mom likes to go. Shopping, swimming or going on a picnic in the garden. Make a special Mother’s Day dinner or take mom out for a great meal in a famous restaurant she loves most.

Anyway ,let mom enjoy the whole day and feel your love, and then the Mother’s Day can be a good one. As Mother’s Day is around the corner, it’s time to take actions!

View on Job-hopping

People have different attitudes towards their work. Some prefer to stick to one occupation as their lifelong career. These people are of the opinion that one can never do his work well unless he is devoted to only one job in his lifetime. So if one changes his job frequently, he will not get the necessary experience needed in his work.

Others, on the other hand, like to change their jobs at times. In their opinion, people work in order to make more money. If they havea chance to get a better paid job, they will certainly try to get this chance. Besides, if a person does only one job all his life, he will certainly be bored with it.

My idea is that interest is the most important if one wants to excel others in his job. So if a person is not interested in his job, job hopping is normal and even necessary. Otherwise, he will suffer from his work, and inevitably, he is not likely to succeed in his career.

Careless and Careful

Careful and careless are as different as fire and water. But strangely, many scientists have both these qualities, that is, they are both careful and careless. Newton, the well known English scientist, is such a person.

Once Newton invited a friend to dinner at home. When they were ready to eat, Newton left to get a bottle of wine. But after his friend had waited for a long time, Newton still didn＇t come back. Finally his friend found Newton in his lab.

The reason was that when Newton was going to get the bottle of wine, he suddenly had a new idea for the experiment he was doing, so he completely forgot his friend and the dinner. There was another time when Newton was leading a horse up a mountain holding the rein in his hand.

While he was walking, he kept thinking of problems he had met in his studies. When he got to the top of the mountain, he found that the rein was not in his hand and the horse was gone.

Many scientists are careless about how they live. This is because they are too careful in their studies.

Christians and Lions

There are a Christian in the forest when the lions, the lion on the chasing him eat.
Christians go to vote without time to kneel on the floor praying loudly: "Lord ah! Please probation this lion, it makes it a Christian!"
Did not expect the Lions went down to the ground, saying: "God ah, thank you gave me a rich food, Amen!"

May have Fubing

A major general, married a very beautiful beautiful! Anthurium Night bridal chamber, the generals stripped clothes climb onto his wife was about to act! Suddenly, his wife put a big fart! General suddenly startled, immediately stopped the action! His wife asked: "a real man to the gun mount, why not barbed-ting?" General Answer: "Hush! After the big guns, there is fear of ambush!"

Ahead of time to go home

Pharaohs home from work in advance! After returning home, found his wife and the unit secretary in the bed! Pharaoh rushed back to unit! Pharaoh sighed: "It has been hanging his mother, almost found to be led to leave early!"

Master a foreign language is very important

Day, an old rat and a small mouse around the room, a cat suddenly appeared before them, so they turned around and ran, cats on the recovery, in no place to escape when they are exhausted, running behind directed at small mouse cat yelled back twice: Wang. Wang. cat was away this twice. old mice patting the shoulders of small mice boast Road: ah line, but also like dogs. wiped Khan said small mice : master a foreign language how important it is ah!

Find Pig

wife: "You go to put up a notice seeking Pig, or go to radio stations broadcasting about, we can not see our Pig."
Husband: "That's what's the use, pig do not understand your words, but do not know the words."

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Lose Something, Anyone?

There was a man who was drunk and was “zig-zagging” as he got onto a bus. As soon as he was on the bus,he said, “Who lost a bunch of 100 dollar bills with a rubber band around it?” A lot of people ran toward him and said, “Me, me, me!” And he said,“Here’s the rubber band.”

Three Whistles

I promised my girlfriend a gold necklace for her birthday, but when the jeweler quoted a price for one we liked, I let out a long, low whistle. "And how much are they then?" I asked, pointing to another tray.
"You, sir," replied the jeweler, "about three whistles."

Fat Man and Thin Man

A very thin man met a very fat man in the hotel lobby."From your looks," said the fat man, "there might have been a famine."Yes," was the reply, "and from your looks, you might have caused it."

Now We Run

A priest is walking down the street one day when he notices a very small boy trying to press a doorbell on a house across the street. However, the boy is very small and the doorbell is too high for him to reach.
After watching the boy’s efforts for some time, the priest moves closer to the boy’s position. He steps smartly across the street, walks up behind the little fellow, places his hand kindly on the child’s shoulder and gives the doorbell a sold ring.
Crouching down to the child’s level, the priest smiles and asks, "And now what, my little man?" The boy replies, "Now we run!"

Whose father was the stronger？

Will and Bill were quarrelling about whose father was the stronger. Will said, "Well, you know the Pacific Ocean ? My father's the one who dug the hole for it."　 Bill wasn't impressed, "Well, that's nothing. You know the Dead Sea ? My father's the one who killed it!"

Three Reasons

Teacher: Stone, give me three reasons why you know the Earth to be round.Stone: Ma says so, Pa says so, and you say so!

Send the Bill to My Father

Send the Bill to My FatherDoctor： ″I can do nothing for your complaint. It is hereditary.″Patient： ″then send the bill to my father，please.″

Good news and bad news

An artist asked the gallery owner if there had been any interest in his paintings currently on display. "I've got good news and bad news," the owner replied. "The good news is that a gentleman inquired about your work and wondered if it would appreciate in value after your death. When I told him it would, he bought all fifteen of your paintings."
"That's wonderful!" the artist exclaimed, "What's the bad news?". With concern, the gallery owner replied, "The guy was your doctor."

Two Birds

Teacher: Here are two birds, one is a swallow, the other is sparrow. Now who can tell us which is which?
Student: I cannot point out but I know the answer.
Teacher: Please tell us.
Student: The swallow is beside the sparrow and the sparrow is beside the swallow.

A physics Examination

Once in a physics examination, Nick finished the first question very soon, while his classmates were thinking it hard.
The question was: When it thunders why do we see the lighting first, then hear the thunder rolls? Nick's answer: Because our eyes are before ears.

Which woman?

　　One evening I drove my husband's car to the shopping mall.
　　On my return, I noticed that how dusty the outside of his car was and cleaned it up a bit.When I finally entered the house, I called out."The woman who loves you the most in the world just cleaned your headlights and windshield."
　　My husband looked up and said, "Mom's here?"

The lowest grade

"Professor, I did the best I could on this test. I really don''t think I deserve a zero.""Neither do I. But that''s the lowest grade I''m allowed to give."

A Smuggler

The suspicious-looking man drove up to the border, where he was greeted by a sentry. When the guard looked in the trunk, he was surprised to find six sacks bulging at the seams. "What''s in here?" he asked. "Dirt," the driver replied.
"Take them out," the guard instructed. "I want to check them." Obliging, the man removed the bags, and sure enough, each one of them contained nothing but dirt. Reluctantly, the guard let him go. A week later the man came back, and once again, the sentry looked in the truck. "What''s in the bags this time?" he asked. "Dirt, more dirt." said the man. Not believing him, the guard checked the sacks and, once again, he found nothing but soil. The same thing happened every week for six months, and it finally became so frustrating to the guard that he quit and became a bartender.
Then one night, the suspicious-looking fellow happened to stop by for a drink. Hurrying over to him, the former guard said, "Listen, pal, drinks are on the house tonight if you''ll do me a favor: Just tell me what the hell you were smuggling all that time." Grinning broadly, the man leaned close to the bartender''s ear and whispered, "Cars."

God Too Has No Solution

God Too Has No Solution
Two countries were at war. The bigger country prayed to God, "God, our Lord! That country may be small but they are very vicious! They refuse to obey us or offer tributes to us every year. Would You please help us hit their capital and kill them all tomorrow!" God didn't say anything. The next day, the bigger country came back: "Why? Didn't we ask You in our prayers to help us strike their capital and kill them all? Why did You send our missiles into the sea. What do You mean by that?" God replied, "Well, I am sorry! But your rival country also prayed to me for exactly the same thing!"